Monday, November 20, 2006

Get paid to watch these movies.Part-3

Troy:
This movie is an insult to Homer's poetical work of Trojan wars!The first problem is with the lady playing the role of Helen.She looks so bad;making me wonder if it was this face which made a Hundred kings fight for her hand.
Problem:Story is actually murdered!Ulysses appears as a sidekick to Achilles!Why this hell?The mythological elements are deleted;obviously to get a realistic image to the film.(Nice thing!)But;why shorten the roles of some great Trojan heroes(There's also no mention of Ajax!).There are also ferequent instances of nudity!(Worst;I hate such things shown just to make money.)
Mistake:The fact that it was 'also' released in Kumar theatre(Kachiguda;Hyderabad.) should have made me feel that this film too has more of porn things rather than a good story.
I should not have been a history subject maniac.(That's the reason why I've watched this silly film.)

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Get paid to watch these movies.Part-2

Chinatown
Is it a thriller?Conan Doyle might be shocked!The difference between this stupid 'thriller' and Sherlock Holmes books is that;Holmes's books lay more emphasis on brainwork(These are the books which you must read
to improve brain's functioning!) and style represents simplicity.While this movie is more about glamour;songs and little thrilling.It's highly predictable because we've seen that hero&heroine were not there when the murder occured!My friends were fooled by the songs.

Monday, November 13, 2006

Get paid to watch these movies.Part-1

Here is a list of movies;which I feel you must be paid to watch.The reasons too will be listed below:
Crash:This must be named as Trash!What's the good thing here?The reasons why I've hated are (a)that they frequently use this term f***;(b)Even though it was only 2 hours long;I felt it so lengthy;I felt happy that it ended somehow.(c)It does not tell the story properly;with the plot being too complex.
Real culprit:Oscar Award judges.I've rented this VCD only because it won The Oscar for Best Film(2005);or else why I would even come to know of this trash!
Advantage:The film was released in India;7-8 months after its global release.So; instead of spending Rs.80(Per ticket 40-me & my brother and bus charge -Rs.5 each);we spent just Rs.20 for renting this trash for a day.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Rajnikanth films.

In Baasha came a famous Rajnikanth dialogue-'Naan oru thadava sonna; nooru thadavai sonna mathiri'(If I've said it once;it's like saying it 100 times.)Let me change it :'Naan oru Rajini padam parta;nooru Rajini padam paartha madhiri' (Seeing one Rajini film is like seeing 100 Rajini films!)Thing is that plenty of Rajini films have same stories;so much that when I saw Rajathi Raja;I thought it was Pokiri Raja!But;I did not get so irritated at it;for I've seen them all in T.V.(So;no loss of money!)

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Who is giving the discourse?

Her;I'm referring to 2 articles written by Harish Khare In TheHindu.In both the
articles;he uses the term "Middle class discouse manufacturers".Now;I want to know who is giving the discourse here;middle class or Harish Khare?I can't understand the relevance of the 2 articles(Can't understand laws and politics so well);but I understood one thing;he wants to praise someone immensely;so he must attack someone(Or a group) immensely(The innocent & hardworking middle class of India.);so that the article has a strong impact on the readers.Just like in our Indian films;where a villain is shown extraordinarily cruel and hero is perfect man.(Even if he's not so.)